Mickkkkkky test the water.

Imagine what its like to be the most unpopular person in the world

If you can't, set up a email account, tell everyone about the address that you can't shake a stick at, and then check your account every day. The only emails you receive are from hotmail, and they come about once a month. It is truly depressing.

It wasn't a secret that no one was replying either.

It was a selling point, be the first person to ever email me. I'd started flyering now at freshers week and was using these as target lines

"BE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO EMAIL ME"

"MAKE AN OLD MAN HAPPY"

"DO YOU WANT A FRIEND FOR LIFE"

"GUARANTEED HAPPINESS FOR LIFE... FOR ME"

"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN"

anything i could think of to get someone to reply to me.

Then on the 22nd of september, i came home and checked my mail, as i always do, and there it was....

ONE UNREAD MAIL....

I was in, someone had replied! I clicked to continue....

shit it was an email from Mikkkkkky. He wasn't sending me a photo of him either, he was asking for where the photo of him with chas and dave was.

He was however very nice and polite, and i can recommend receiving an email from him.

It wasnt all doom and gloom though. He ended his email....

Also, here is some geezer in a Vodafone shop in Colchester. Doesn't really count as someone with Steve, but at least it wont just be your email sitting in your inbox!!
Mickkkkkky

and true to his word, there he was...