Photos of One Lost Housemate

In Aug'05 the search for onelosthousemate began in the hope that one person might be curious enough to email me. Well at this present time, 950 flyers/posters/emails, and still I am waiting for my first person to email me. 'Steve' appears on about every basic sign ever made. I am asking people to do is take a pic and then email it to me. Simple. Not only will you be on the greatest website ever but you will also be in for the prize. As of yet, there is no deadline day. Please help me!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Reaction, An Idea, and Ian's Floating Sign.

Mr Fassam has become an innovator of sorts...

Are these photos reason enough to start a 'text me a steve' service???

Or will I just get a load of nutters...

anyhow Mr Fassam's first message read,

Hey, I have been named, and I feel shamed. So heres Charlie with a disabled steve.

This however means Charlie has now entered, and I was about to inform Stuart, when this happened...

And here is steve trying and failing 2 get away from me. This will be the 1st of many steve pics as I want the world to see your breast, though without being rude 2 either of you I think you’d get a better response if u offered 2 show the world nics breasts. Just a thought. Stu

Nicola is currently serving 3 weeks for hunting down Stuart...

So if this wasn't enough phone banter Mr Collins got in on the act as well, however without any words we can only assume this to be some sort of paranormal steve in his room.

and now the photos won't load... Drat, and double drat.

Bah... Rain... but is it normal rain...

James has decided that Bueno Aires is not enough and writes...

John,

Think I spotted Steve crossing the road in...... wait for it.....
Manama (or Manamana do do dodo do, depending on if you're insane or
not) Bahrain. Just outside the main square to be exact.

I can only assume Steve is a dedicated F1 fan, either that or he was
looking for a pearl necklace for his loved one. Bahrain, of course,
being a world leader in pearl exportation.

Hope this helps and apologies for what this might do for the world
sightings map.

James
Well at this rate I might as well just give James the prizes,
pack my bags and become his personal Steve trainer
 
Thanks for the entry... the more the merrier, earth photos only please

Saturday, March 11, 2006

You can do it... Put your ass into it!

All things onelosthousemate has been fairly dormant for a while now. This is mainly due to two things

1. I am constantly tired of working my ass off and therefore all this takes a unwanted backseat, when I should be talking to people, and getting them doing the onelosthousemate business.

2. People who I talk to about the onelosthousemate business to still won't enter.

So in keeping with Coupling humour I am making you a promise, if we can get to over 25 entries by April, I John Kirby promise to show you a breast...

So start getting your friends involved, tell your friends, badger me for flyers, stickers and the like... get your entry in, because you never know when it could be all over.

Also on a related note I will now be naming and shaming friends who have not entered.

Alan's Dad... your whole family has entered, its about time you gave in to temptation and joined them.

Alex... Stop playing with your car with LED lights, take five minutes out to send me a onelosthousemate entry and I promise you'll be a hit with the ladies.

Amy and Tony... you could be the first onelostcouple.

Andrea... you even have onelostartwork adorning your walls, it is time you joined the revolution.

Anne-Marie... I can't remember if I told you about onelosthousemate, but you're so clever you should know already.

Chris... It might be a better option than telling a lady you were trying to guess the size of her nipples.

EVERYONE AT THE CITY GALLERY... Pull your finger out and get entering, think of the prestige, plus i'll let you book me for an exhibition for free.

Emma and Richard, Richard and Emma... baby on the way but thats no reason to ignore the youngest in the family for the next 6 months, on a trip to those weird breathing classes get photographing.

EVERYONE AT THE LEICESTER GATEWAY... you disapoint me, you were there at the beginning, and you're mostly students, you have the time, but do you have the power?

Helen... I never see you anymore, but you're one of the more photogenic friends (no offence) you could be the smiling face of onelosthousemate.

Ian... Stop harrassing the ladies and start making me happy.

Joanne... Its time to get your head out of the books and start entering onelosthousemate. James, you should know better.

Jo Leese... stop hiding behind the demon newspaper, where is the double page poster interview I so richly deserve.

Julia... I know your not shy infront of a camera, after all i've seen the photos of you and your friends dressed up as devils and angels, so be an angel and get me a onelosthousemate photo.

Kari... Just do it.

Laura... I know you don't have a camera, or any such equipment to send a photo or even look at this, but who says you shouldn't be at least trying.

Likki... where are you when i need you most.

Martina... (see Julia, minus the dressing up bit)

Mona-Lisa... the busiest of all the non enterers, maybe a onelostworkshop is in the offing?

Nicole... you've been to canada and africa, you could have it in the bag already.

Paddy... The enthusiasm is within you, you just need the application to put off an episode of 24 for ONE night.

Pete... put down your Kite and pick up a steve.

Phil... Do you even know about this...

Sofi... the photo of the bison wasn't enough, please help.

Stu... mate, buddy, old chum... I'll snare you at the stag day... and everyone else.

Tash... you have a big shiney camera, you even wrote a bit about onelosthousemate, join us.

Teapot media... you promoted the awesomeness of onelosthousemate, but how can you know the true power of it without becoming part of it.

Shaun... Where are my Prague photos??? Hmm. Hmm. Naughty boy.

Have I missed anyone out?

love

onelosthousemate.