Photos of One Lost Housemate

In Aug'05 the search for onelosthousemate began in the hope that one person might be curious enough to email me. Well at this present time, 950 flyers/posters/emails, and still I am waiting for my first person to email me. 'Steve' appears on about every basic sign ever made. I am asking people to do is take a pic and then email it to me. Simple. Not only will you be on the greatest website ever but you will also be in for the prize. As of yet, there is no deadline day. Please help me!

Friday, January 27, 2006

Just One Onelosthousemate - Give It To Me!

Is my plea!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Myspace... and a reminder.

As myspace hits its 700th view I thought i'd take the time to thank everyone who has read the plight of the search for Steve the onelosthousemate so far.

Its great that so many of you are being curious, and actively taking the time to look at these things.

Thank you for all the lovely comments left so far, but all the photos left in them cannot count as entries, no matter how good they are, as the rules state, entries can only be taken through the email address.

That doesn't mean stop commenting by the way, comment away...

For all you who do not know what the hell I am talking about go to www.myspace.com/sodje to see the world of onelosthousemate within the world of myspace.

Happy hunting

onelosthousemate.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

The new flyers have arrived!!!!

and here it is!

Felt up and double teamed...

The double team of Sarah and Andy that is, who had there photo taken with Steve in one of Leicester's more beautiful areas.

Andy writes...


one of me
one of sarah
and one of sarah stroking steves backside....mmmmmmm
(note the workmen)


Excellent work... thanks very much... These photos should as well be noted with the fact that it was taken with Andy's new christmas camera, which i can only assume he wanted so much so he can go travelling looking for onelosthousemate all over the world!

Myspace does its job...



Well almost...

Since the dawn of time (around november) i've been putting more effort into myspace then flyering to try and get more people interested and get some more photos coming in

Natalie from Middlesex doesn't have magical digital camera... but she does have the powers of a search engine so for that we should let the world see her findings... and email

thanks Natalie.

I've been a bit silly and just posted these on your myspace as comments because Steve told me to. I should have known not to listen.

He also told me to attach these but I can't actually see them - I hope you can.

The first is of Steve being power-hungry; he really seems to love having a sense of control and seemed to feel more authoritative in costume. Don't know what he used to be like...

The second is the aftermath - he became so arrogant that he started being 'ironic'. Not funny.

And I'm afraid he wouldn't let me pose with him in either of the photos, so self-obsessed and egotistical these days it's actually ridiculous. The boy needs a good come down.

Well he sends his love anyway, with much requisite sarcasm.

P.S. I am Natalie from myspace


xxx and x from Steve

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Two quick thoughts...

If that is what Turismo is in Beuno Aires... then what the hell is Gran Turismo on the Playstation...

oh and i'm sure i've seen a variation of his steve entry.

Manchester With Mick




Beuno Aires...

Mr Whitby is there with Steve, and a visitor

You wait a month or two and then two come along at once

and even that headline should probably read three unless James Whitby is a cunning master of disguises, as I am pretty sure 4 of the photos are of fellow housemate Mickkkkkky, who you might know from such famous polls as the nice or nasty poll.

such was the sheer bulk of the email that it had to be sent in two parts, the first of which with accompanying photos which just read

I've seen your housemate.... doing some crazy things all over the world


and then short moments later another email attached reading...

Sorry I've just realised that there is absolutely no explanation to go
with the pictures of your housemate... How are you supposed to find
him if I dont tell you where I've seen him?..

So The first four, as demonstrated by my glamorous assistant are from
Manchester. The last I find in Beunos Aires, he gets around! Anyway
you'll be pleased to hear that Steve is well and enjoying some of the
local activities.....but has definitely been labeled a tourist
(tourismo)

Good luck with tracking him down

james
xxx


So Beuno Aires... really. Well when I get the map back off my other computer i'm going to have fun adding that aren't I? At least Mickkkkkky had the decency to keep it in the UK...

No I'm only joking (badly) this is a momentous occassion and should be accompanied by 20th century fanfare music. Our first losthousemate abroad, so maybe now even the man from India who found my blog searching Turkmenistani Girls (which I had used to describe revolution women) will be tempted into finding a onelosthousemate steve and send it to me at the address onelosthousemate@hotmail.co.uk or onelosthousemate@hotmail.com

thank you James and Mickkkkkky for your efforts. I make that 13 entrants now and ever rising.

Keep them coming.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

A new entrant...


Comes by the name of Hannah with a photo of herself with Steve on her head.

At 13:27:34 on the 07 January 2006 Hannah became the first person I don't personally know (at least I hope I don't otherwise that statement could be embarassing... but if I do meet her I will surely give her a big thank you) to enter onelosthousemate, and for that I SALUTE YOU.

She wrote with her entrant...

Steve on my head. =(

xxhannahxxx


So not alot to go on, but what can we gain from the information given to us by this mysterious Hannah person.

Well evidently Steve is on her head, but see how she has a frowning face after that. She either doesn't like steve at all, making this some kind of exhibit photo of authority figures, or she merely would prefer steve to be in better places than her head, like at road works or helping people cross the road.

I would also note that she is arty, or at the least likes art because she has art on the wall, although i wouldn't know what conclusions to make about a black sofa or a large cushion.

Whatever kind of person you are Hannah, thank you for taking the time and effort to enter onelosthousemate, you are one of the magical few.

Which is why I should be adding entrants are still wanted at onelosthousemate@hotmail.co.uk OR onelosthousemate@hotmail.com

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Calling Canada.


Are you canadian?

Are you apt to spend over two hours on one weblog?

Are you from or near Edmonton Alberta?

Are you canadian?

3rd January 2006 one canadian decided to spend 2 hours 19 minutes and 44 seconds on this blog... who are you? have you got a photo you want to enter? who are you?

Its all very confusing. So canadians, Thanetians, everyone... why not leave a comment on who you are, why your hear and where your from.

Always looking for new photos

onelosthousemate

Ever been handed something really weird?

Well if you're the proud owner of a onelosthousemate flyer then the answer is probably yes. The same happened to me the other day when a strangely posh looking lady handed me on of these flyers...



Now not realising this had a back to it, as most flyers don't I couldn't help but feel I was walking east, so i'd probably end up on the norfolk broads or Great Yarmouth, I'd go further but I can't swim.

thank god there is no confusion over having your photo with steve, sending it to me and then me putting it into my blog.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Found - onelostdog


New years day I had the pleasure of finding the nuttiest dog in all of canterbury. His name was Dingo and he was for around 2 hours my onelostdog. If anyone is reading this in Canterbury has lost this dog, please contact canterbury police, and then send me all your money for a reward. Dingo was awesome, attacking washing lines and sniffing anything.

With this I officially name Dingo the Canterbury dog the first ever onelostdog. Dingo I salute you, and all puppies you father.